Stupid Customers!

• Dumb Customer: I'd like a fried banana
• Wendy: Heres your Banana Fritter
• Dumb Customer: No I wanted a fried banana
• Wendy: But that is a fried banana. A banana fritter
• Dumb Customer: No I ordered a fried banana
• Wendy: This is a fried Banana!
• Smart Customer: A fried Banana is a banana fritter!
• Dumb Customer: Sorry I actually a ordered a fried banana in toffee
• Wendy: Thats a toffee banana which is actually not on the menu